Happy Belated St.Patricks Day! I hope everybody had a few green beers and got into a fight in honor of the Drunken Irish. I actually drank a few old Lancaster Winter Brews and then I took a green shit.(I really need to start flushing without sneaking a peak!). Then my wife yelled at me for leaving a green skid mark on the toilet bowl. So I guess that would count as a memorable holiday for me.
Tommorrow is the first day of spring. So what! All winter has been sort of spring like. I guess we've finally almost killed the ozonosphere. Maybe my grandchildren can finish the job.
Good Fuckin Friday is two days away. I think every Friday is good! This Friday would even be better if I had off work. Oh well, at least we have off on Sunday. That is a pretty big holiday. I know it is a big deal because I'm going to church with my family. I think it has something to do with Jesus and when he was born again or something. My wife wants me to be born again. I'm not really interested at this time. It is not fair for her to always be putting me up against Jesus! He always seems to be a better person than me, dont matter how hard I try!! Luckily for me, she likes to watch the lifetime for women movies and there is always some deadbeat dad on there beating or cheating on his wife(sometimes with a guy), molesting kids, doing hard drugs, or drinking and gambling her families fortune away. I guess you could say I'm somewhere between the lifetime dad and Jesus. So with that in mind, U all have a Happy Easter and if you get a chance pray for me and Peace on Earth!
Love, E.H
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I'm sure that you're green shit messed up the ozonoshphere.
Keep up the good work.
Mike
Hey, remember to open up a Gmail account once you get your Comcast crap hooked up. www.gmail.com.
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