I need to stay off the tshirthell site. I could probably spend $200 on shirts in 5 minutes. I already bought some last year, Walmarx and dont mess with texas tshirt for myself, and a blue trash(smurf) tank top for my wife. I was just checking out some of the new ones they have out as they get ready for election "08".
Two of my favorite political tshirts are- I fucked Sarah Palin- ( by voting for Barack Obama.)
And- Palin "08" ( Restoring Americaa's confidence in Bush)
If I did not have children, I would purchase this one- Yes my T-shirt does say Fuck on it. It also says cunt, twat, and machine washable.
I still remember the receipt that came with the shirts that I got. It said- here is your fucking receipt for your fucking tshirts from Hell! My wife told me that she thought that was the rudest thing ever. I must have a screwed up sense of humor, because I thought it was very funny!
Maybe I will start designing funny t-shirts. I got a bunch of great ideas, or at least I think so?
Love, E.Handcock
Monday, September 29, 2008
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Response: Seven Little Kittens
My Buddy was not computer friendly enough to figure out how to leave a comment about the Kitten story. Since he usually has a comment about most things, and had a pretty good one in this situation. I told him I would put his smart ass remark on the site. Hell, the title is comfortably dumb and then some! So why not.
I don't know where to start. First you should start by telling the girls the truth. Your a irresponsible pet owner! You should be neutered for leaving the fucking cats run wild!
Keep them in your house asswipe then they won't die. Second you heartless mutha, you took the only cat that did live to the pound! Didn't have the balls to Kill it yourself? I am amazed your still alive. Hey Jerkoff, get a pet rock!!!
Chris Hollinger
Editors note- The cat that was taken to the Humane League was pissing on the furniture.
I don't know where to start. First you should start by telling the girls the truth. Your a irresponsible pet owner! You should be neutered for leaving the fucking cats run wild!
Keep them in your house asswipe then they won't die. Second you heartless mutha, you took the only cat that did live to the pound! Didn't have the balls to Kill it yourself? I am amazed your still alive. Hey Jerkoff, get a pet rock!!!
Chris Hollinger
Editors note- The cat that was taken to the Humane League was pissing on the furniture.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
7 little kittens
Tiger, Fuzzball, Blacknose, Tiger2, Twinkie, Smokey, and Rainbow. They were the unlucky seven kittens to live here at our house in the last year. 3 of them got run over by traffic, a few of them gotten eaten by foxes we believe? And the last 2 died of some sort of disease or got poisoned?
All I know is that after burying Smokey yesterday. I'm done getting pets for my kids! I can not handle all the crying and sobbing. That was just from me during the burial and the thought of how to break it to the kids. I got tired of telling them that the damn cats keep running away.
So I broke down and told them the truth. I said that they stopped breathing in their sleep and went to kitty heaven. It was sort of the truth- except for the fact that poor Smokey suffered all day long, had shit hanging from her ass and flies all around her as she layed half stiff in our back yard. She was a trooper though. When I dropped her in the hole, she was sort of still breathing right before I smashed a brick on her head. (my wife is against having a gun in the house!)
That was when I started to sob a tad bit. I just hope the neighbors did not see me out in the field putting her out of her misery. If they did, they probably said- Damn the kids must have been really bad- Eric just killed their cat!!!
P.S- This was a true story. I know I joke around a lot- but this really was not a joke. The thing that I do not understand is how people are always saying cats are so damn smart. If that is true- why are we 0-7 in even seeing a kitten grow into a full size cat? I know people that have dogs that are 9, 10, 11, and 12 years old.
R.I.P - Fuzzball, Tiger, Tiger2, Blacknose, Twinkie, Rainbow, and Smokey
All I know is that after burying Smokey yesterday. I'm done getting pets for my kids! I can not handle all the crying and sobbing. That was just from me during the burial and the thought of how to break it to the kids. I got tired of telling them that the damn cats keep running away.
So I broke down and told them the truth. I said that they stopped breathing in their sleep and went to kitty heaven. It was sort of the truth- except for the fact that poor Smokey suffered all day long, had shit hanging from her ass and flies all around her as she layed half stiff in our back yard. She was a trooper though. When I dropped her in the hole, she was sort of still breathing right before I smashed a brick on her head. (my wife is against having a gun in the house!)
That was when I started to sob a tad bit. I just hope the neighbors did not see me out in the field putting her out of her misery. If they did, they probably said- Damn the kids must have been really bad- Eric just killed their cat!!!
P.S- This was a true story. I know I joke around a lot- but this really was not a joke. The thing that I do not understand is how people are always saying cats are so damn smart. If that is true- why are we 0-7 in even seeing a kitten grow into a full size cat? I know people that have dogs that are 9, 10, 11, and 12 years old.
R.I.P - Fuzzball, Tiger, Tiger2, Blacknose, Twinkie, Rainbow, and Smokey
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