Comfortably dumb and then some!: October 2008

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Funny Phone Call

My caller I.D let me know that the Republican party was on the line waiting to feed me a line of shit! So I was ready, when I picked up with a cheerful- Hey what up?

Them: McCain & Palin party would like to ask you a few questions, got a few minutes?

Me: Sure, fire away

Them: Will you support the McCain/Palin ticket in the coming election?

Me: Probably not, I've been a Teamster for 20 years now and I'm not sure how McCain feels about Labor Unions and middle class America.

Them: Thank you for your time- Bye, (hang up)

That was easy enough, I wonder why they did not want to ask me any more questions?

Thursday, October 9, 2008

More dumb jokes

Whats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 40 minutes

Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 40 pounds

That worked! I got everybodies attention. Sometime in October go out and purchase some of those pink and white M&Ms!! It is a great cause and the jewish candymaker is actually donating 50 cents for each bag sold for breast cancer research. So you know your fat ass is going to eat junk anyway, so why not help out a good cause!! I'm gonna get my wife and kids several bags and when I explain to my wife that I'm doing it for a good cause, I may get to give her a breast exam!!! And do some of my own research.

Thank you in advance, for not being a cheap tightwad asshole!

Eric "meltinmymouth,not my" Handcock

Friday, October 3, 2008

VPILF

My favorite part of the Vice President debate last night was when Palin corrected Joe and said that it is not drill, drill, drill, it is just drill baby!! I'd like to just drill her!!(VPILF)

One thing is for sure- if we did not know Palin was from Alaska, we know it now! She must of said her home state Alaska at least 200 times!

It will be sad to see Bush and Dick leave office. The jokes just will not be the same!

Vote to Rock,

E.Handcock