Chuck E. Cheese Royal Rumble

The food is overpriced!  The place is always crowded and loud!  The pizza/food sucks!  Sick kids running around spredding germs everywhere!  And now there are fist fights with parents beating the snot out of each other!   Last month the Chuck E. Cheese in Harrisburg had a big fight and yesterday Lancaster had one.  I just do not understand?  What sort of example are we setting for the kids and what could be the reason for the fights?  

I think the next time I have to plan a birthday party for one of my kids.  I will just book the Villiage Night Club and get that there ACDC cover band to play.  I am sure it will be a lot less violent and I will not leave with a headache or bloody nose like I might at Chuck E. Cheese!

What the hell does the E. stand for?        Enrage?

Happy Marty L. King day

I do not know if this was done intentionally or not.  But TV Land is playing The Jeffersons, Good Times, and Sanford and Son from 9am-6pm on January 19th.  I guess they did not want to upset the Honkeys too much, so they will be airing the Andy Griffith Show from 6pm-1am.

I am pretty bored right now- so I guess I will go watch some of George, JJ, and Fred.  

Old men jokes are funny

Three old guys are out for a walk and the 1st guys says "damn it is windy!"  The second one replies, "It is Thursday dumbass!"  The third one chimes in and says, "me too, lets go for a beer."

B.F.F

I just heard a statistic on sanity.  One out of every four people suffer from some sort of mental illness.  So think of your best three friends, and I guess if they are all ok-  Then you are fucked!

Friendship is like pissing in your pants.....  Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth!

Think Spring!!  I'm freezing my little nuts off,  E.coldhandcock

Yucky photo

I really do need to get on my lazy ass one of these days and replace the photo of the tanned girl with the piece of poop floating in the toilet!  Tony Schuck said that the caption for that one should be-  Say cheese, and then flush you fucking stinky hog!!

saying of the day

You know you're going to regret it if you do it.

You know you will regret it if you do not do it.

So you might as well just fucking do it!!!!

The Lottery powerball goes off at 146 million tonight.

The Steelers are only giving the Ravens 3 points.

I wonder if I should listen to the saying of the day and gamble a little bit?

E.Betyour.Handcock

#2 (shit)

Tommy said that he likes talking shit too.  He says that you can actually come up with a sentence using just the word shit.  It would go something like this-   Shithead shitted shitty shit.   Now thats what I would call  Noun-Verb-Adjective-Noun!  Sounds like a complete sentence to me.  No more shit talk for a while-  I promise!!!!

P.U Tinky Handcock

First shitty post of the New Year!

Crazy Nan Handcock called on January 1st and wished everybody a happy birthday!

I hope everybody had a happy birthday as well and ate their pork & sauerkraut for good luck.

My buddy said that he does not like sauerkraut and that it tastes like shit.  My response was, "yuk, how do you know?"  He said, "because I tried it!"  So of course I got him right where I want him as my next question is, "what does shit taste like?"

Took him a while to understand my dry sense of humor as he has shit for brains.  But it got me thinkin about a lot of different shit.  You also hear people say that so and so does not think that their shit stinks.  We all know that is not true because there is no such thing as odorless shit.

As far as something tasting like shit- who knows- maybe shit does not taste that bad?(I guess a lot depends on what you had to eat the day before or even earlier that day???)   I have heard the expression, EAT SHIT, but never actually witnessed a person doing it.  I did see a dog eat his own shit before.  And they are suppossed to be very smart.  I got my doubts about that after seeing Makita wolf down a pile of his poop!

The word shit can also be very confusing to the english language at times.  I guess that is why it is called a slang word.  Or a dirty word. (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, get it?)

I have heard a stoner buddy say that he got a bag of killer shit.  Then another time I heard him refer to his stuff as shit.  So by throwing that word killer in front of it- you have a totally different meaning.  I find that shit fascinating!!!

Til my next shitty post,

Love,  Shithead Handcock