R.I.P- do not cry over spilled beer.

Laura Hess is the reason why I write stupid shit on this blog every now and then. I always knew that if none of my other asshole friends or coworkers were reading it, that at least she was! I was very upset the other night when I got the phone call about her passing away. I was so shook up that I spilled my beer and had a few tears come as I hung up the phone. My daughter Sophia(6 years old) said, " do not cry daddy, we still love you even though you spilled your beer." I asked her if she loved me enough to get me another one? Both kids raced to get me another cold one, and in memory of Laura- I just drank both of them to make both kids happy and try to make myself not think about the whole thing. It did not work as I could not stop thinking about her and will probably keep thinking about her for a while. She was a good co-worker and friend! She hooked me up with firewood, she always was a good listener whenever you had anything to share, she was very informative about our solar system and all that green jazz! Bottom line is that she was a good person! She will be missed, and I hope that wherever she is that she is still reading my bullshit that I write! Especially since she is the reason that I am writing it!!! Miss You L.H. Love Eric

Damn right I am good in bed!!!!

I can sleep for days!!

Mans best friend?

Put your wife and the dog in your cars trunk for an hour.

Then open the trunk- who is happy to see you????