Funny Kid Quote+Dad and Moms response

My six year old just told me that she is the goodest in her class at counting.

I told her that was great, but to bad that your English is as good as a Mexicans.

My wife yelled- "Knock it off!!!"

Fantasy Update

Peckerhead is not doing great but still has a shot to win the week in the basement bum league.

Sailor Jerry has a 40 point lead and looks like they have it wrapped up in the Hair Pie inc. League

Extra Mushrooms is up by 25 with lots of starting pitchers to go yet- game over in the fighting amish league!

And my favorite because my roster is loaded with Phillies, the Crappy Crappers are all tied up at 178-178. I feel confident that I will win this match-up as well.

I will probably win the later 3 and lose with Peckerhead which is my money league!!

Oh well- it is just one week with many, many weeks to go! I will persevere at the end and finish in the money!!

Winning a fantasy championship is the second hardest thing to do. Coming in second sucks!! For me- coming in last would be the hardest thing to ever do! In a 12 team league- how could I ever let 11 other owners finish in front of me. If I ever let that happen- I think it would be time to retire from fantasy sports!

Editors note- all leagues are head to head. It really is the only way to go!

E.H

Monday- Monday

I lost a day somewhere? I was walking around at one point today thinking that it was Monday when it is actually Tuesday. I think that part of the reason for this is that Tuesday is sort of just like doing Monday all over again! Both days suck for the most part and are very similar! During football season it is not quite as bad because you have the Monday night game to get ready for and all the great memories of the games the day before! I have trouble getting jacked up for Dancing with the sucky stars and American puke Idol! At least it is now baseball season and I can look forward to watching my Phillies almost every evening. 1 game down 161 until they start their run for a 3rd World Series! If anybody can get a hold of Phillies World Series tix. please let me know.

Tomorrow is get over the Fucking Hump day.

I know one thing- I am ready for a sick day and then I know it will be Friday!

Later

Fantasy baseball

My fantasy baseball draft is 11 hours away. Ohh- I think it just moved and is getting slightly hard. Should be fully erect as I awake in the morning!

There are 2 seasons- Winter, and Baseball!