Rod Stewart

She wrecked my bed and then the next morning she kicked me in the head!

Wonder if Maggie knows my wife?

New layout

I finally got around to updating and posting new pictures to the right of my stupid blogs. I really enjoyed displaying some of my favorite women from the 70's and 80's that I watched mostly on TV and some in the movies. The Heather Thomas poster of her in the hot pink bikini getting out of the hot tub is a real special one for me. I'm pretty sure I lost my virginity on that one! I always enjoyed trying to get lucky with Chrissy Snow on Threes Company also. It just seemed that every time I was almost ready to explode into the paper towel, a scene with the Ropers would pop up! They were funny but they could really kill a special moment!

Looking back at all those special women really makes me think. One of my thoughts are about how much we take them for granite now days. With such easy access to porn on the computer, the days of snuggling up on the couch with a cool drink and a box of tissues for Charlies Angels as you race to finish before the next commercial break, really is a thing of the past!

Someday I will try to share some of these thoughts with my grandkids and hope that they do not think that I am just a dirty old man. But If I do not educate them on this stuff- Who will?

E.H

The Thirst Quencher

Not sure if I shared this with anybody already. But A few weeks ago I started charging the kids 50 cents every time I find a half full gatorade or soda laying around. I got tired of wasting so many drinks, because like most normal kids they seem to like the idea of opening a drink, taking a sip or two and sitting it down and that is all she wrote. We have one of those 16 oz. red plastic cups that is all of a sudden filled with funds. Almost forgot to mention that the cup is also a swear jar. When Mommy or Daddy get caught saying a bad word, they have to throw in half a buck. My lovely wife still has a pocket full of change! I can not say the same, as this heat makes me very irritable and I am often caught letting out a few cuss words. Sometimes I wake up on a Saturday morning and start the day off with a cup of coffee and then I throw a buck in the jar. One has got to his limitations! The funny thing is that when I do find a full drink laying around. It is usually good for a buck in the cup- 50 cents from one of the kids and 50 from me when I say- Who the hell is wasting drinks again? I'm tired of this shit!!! ( I get a 2 for one deal!)

Later gator

funny bumper sticker

printed in medium sized letters- At Least you can pull my hair!

Then right below that in smaller letters- If you're going to ride my ass!

Loved that one- by the way, I read it in the parking lot of the store.

co-workers say the most f-ed up things!

So today in the sort aisle- Big Patty Moyer yells over to Sharon and says, "you really are beautiful, but you are so stupid!"

Maybe Pat is correct in her assumption. Because Sharon just smiled at her. I would've yelled back, yeah and you are so smart, but you really are fat and ugly!

quote of the day- by Snacky

That faggot Simone has such a big mouth that King Kongs dick would'nt fit into it!!