Yesterday I did however find some time in my hectic schedule to go have lunch with my daughters at their school. Turns out that anytime a parent wants to just pop into the school at lunch time and eat with their kids, they can. It was pretty cool! The food was good, the kids were hilarious and there were all these hot moms there helping out. Basically just standing around and making sure that none of the kids choke on their food I guess? I am thinking that my kids school does not allow any ugly women into the cafeteria? Unless they are back in the kitchen?
The highlight of the mid day meal for me was when this one little second grade girl came up to me, and with her hands on her hips and a stern look on her face. She says "You're Big!" And without hesitation I responded, "Yeah, I'm a fifth grader!" She shook her head and walked away and all the kids busted out laughing. I was one of the cool kids for sure!
Sincerely, Billy Madison Handcock
