Working for the Weekend

My great great grandfather told my dad that a little hard work never killed anybody! When my dad was just a little boy, great great Pap Handcock told my dad that the best polish around was elbow grease. 2 weeks later he was working a 16 hour shift in one of the coal mines and the mine collapsed. All 6 men in the coal mine died instantly.

I guess the moral of this story is that my great great grandpap did not know his asshole from a hole in the ground. Enjoy life!! Work is overrated! Take a hike through the woods, smell the fucking flowers on the way! Piss in a stream!!

If you are not an outdoorsmen, stay at home and watch a movie or sporting event in your underwear on the couch! Just enjoy life to its fullest! Because tomorrow you just never know where you might be!!

Love Marty Macfly

Dumb and then some

I just heard that when President Bush was informed of the Russian invasion of Georgia. His response was, "oh no, that is a real bummer, I got tickets to go see the Mets play in Atlanta next week!! I wonder if the game will be cancelled? After his advisor explained to him that it was not Georgia the state. He became furious and told them that it is so one of the 53 states!!!! We even had a president Johnny Carter come from there.


Ask not what you can do for your country- but what can your country do for you.

Interesting definition?

Straight from New World Dictionary of the American Language.

Puss-(slang) 1.the face *2. the mouth


Boy was I ever way off on that one!!

Phillies Playoff Tix.

I just got the bill in the mail for my Phillies playoff tix. I did not send off a check or credit card number just yet. Part of the reason being the price of the tickets. The 3 playoff games are not real bad, but game 4 of the world series is a little high. We just ran both our oil tanks dry and had them filled last week, so I saw the checkbook take a nice hit. 515 gallons @ $3.24 a gal. You do the math.(Thanks G.Bush, I'm really gonna miss you!!!) I will not get into what the Phillies tix. are going for because I might just end up scalping them to friends and enemies if I do break down and purchase them. If they do not make the postseason all I lose is a $20 handling fee.
I have until Sept.12th to decide. So feel free to let me know what I should do. I already know what I probably will do, I've never been to a baseball game in October, and I'm sure it is the Shit!!!!


Peanuts and Crackerjack, I do not care if I ever come back.

Joke

What does Ray say after having sex??

Thanks Michael

Beach photos

Last month when we were at the beach, I took a few snapshots when I was bored.
My wife thought I was an idiot and that somebody was going to get upset with me for just taking a picture without their permission. I just thought I better download them onto the slideshow before she deleted them. I am not a pro at photography- but my heart was in the right place as you can see from some of the shots!


Say Cheese!

Denver

I just read that Denver is often called the "Mile High City" because it is at a high elevation, or level above sea level. And I always thought it was because they were the first city to legalize you to posses a small amount of marijuana within city limits?

The "Mile High City" is only one of two cities to have eight professional sports teams, the other is the "City of Brotherly Love". I can only imagine that Philadelphia got its nickname because there are so many brothers that live there?

Because Denver is so close to the mountains, activities such as skiing, snowboarding, hiking and biking are popular. A federal study has showed that they have the thinnest residents of any big U.S. city. Because Philly is all flatland, activities like wing eating contests, $1 dog night at the ballgame, tastykake and cheesesteaks before bed every night. They have the fattest residents of any big city.

The cheeseburger, ice-cream soda, and shredded wheat were all invented in Denver. (Makes a lot of sense, I'm sure all three of them are yummy when you're stoned!).

R.I.P- Bill Cody

Horny Bugger

Poor John Edwards. Caught with his hand in the pussy jar. I always liked Edwards and still do. I do not think that it is a big shocker what he just did. Think about it, he use to be a lawyer, and in his younger years, Bill Clinton was his role model.

One thing that bothered me, was when he said that he started to believe that he was special and became increasingly egocentric and narcissistic.

I would've respected him more if he just was honest and said that he was a horny fifty year old male that was not getting any action at home because of his wifes medical condition. Had a few drinks one night with a colleague and they lost control of their feelings.

Compared to other affairs in DC and Hollywood, this one is sort of boring. I guess all you have to do is look at who was involved. If I was a reporter asking questions, the first one I would ask- is what sexual position was used most frequently?? I'm not sure if that question would be politically correct or not. But I'm sure the answer would be plain old missionary.


Rock the vote "08"

Last Brett Favre Post Ever- I promise!!!

Brett, Brett, Brett,--- He's a Jet, Jet, Jet----could care less if he was a Met, Met, Met,
Wish he was all Wet, Wet, Wet----- Because he drowned in the Hudson.

This just in- Brett had fish-n-chips with garlic bread for dinner. He had Iced Tea to drink and a piece of cherry pie with a scoop of Ice Cream for dessert.
Unfortunatly there were no bones in the fish and he did not choke!

In case you have not noticed from my writings. I'm not a huge fan of Favre. I think he is a spoiled brat and I also blame the media for making this guy out to be the greatest thing ever. If Randy Moss, Chad Johnson, or T.O just went through what happened in Green Bay. I'm sure the stories would've been much different.

Tooting my own horn

July 12th, I posted a Fuck Favre blog. I stated that the Big Cheesehead would play in the big apple so that he would be in the spotlight. This morning the Jets signed asshole! I can not wait to hear the reception he gets when his first pass is picked off and returned for a TD!! New York fans can be bigger assholes than Philly fans.

Told ya so, Told ya so, Told ya so. I was right, I was right, I was right. Damn that felt good! Does not happen that often, so I thought I would take advantage of the situation.

I do not know a lot about much, but I know a little about sports and TV shows. That 32 hours a week that I spend watching, has finally paid off.

Love, Peckerhead E.Handcock

Mexicans

For years and years I have heard that Mexicans are lazy. When I was a kid, I remember watching the old Speedy Gonzalez cartoons and all his cousin mice were always fat and liked to nap. They were to lazy to even steal their own cheese. Speedy would steal it for them- he was their hero!

Now for the last several years, the teamsters are always preaching that the Mexicans are taking many American jobs? How could that be? I thought they did not like to work?

I work with a lot of lazy people- No Mexicans though. I wish I did work with some Mexicans, maybe then I would understand things better.

Adios Amigos,

College & Porn of my choice

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Big Bucks -- No Whammys!!!

Going commercial, this site will be operating for a small profit in the near future. I apologize ahead of time for what is coming. I just signed up to have ads displayed on ispotyouspotweall.blogspot.com.
I will get paid pennies for everytime somebody gets on the site. So spread the word- if you like reading some of the sick shit that I write, feel free to pass the site onto somebody. I do not expect to get rich or anything. And If the ads that pop up get on my nerves, I will just try to cancel my account with adsense. I'm sure it was a lot easier signing up than it will be to cancel. I also would like to say that I'm sorry that I will not be displaying anymore porn on this site. I guess I signed some sort of agreement or something?? The site might also be going public- So please- and I'm actually being serious- If you ever comment on any blogs, do not ever share any private or personal info about Eric Handcock.

Enjoy the condom and tampon commercials- I put a request in for them to be the first ads!!!


Hey Kid- Catch -- Now go get me another fucking coke and put some rum in it!! (Mean Joe)1981

Are ya ready for some football???

I reset both the football pool sites and sent out invites. Hell, I even set spreads on the Pickled Pick-Em Picker Pool for week 1. If you did not recieve your invites and are interested in having some fun at a fairly reasonable price for a 17 week span. Just shoot me your Email and some nude photos of some hot women, and you're in!