My great great grandfather told my dad that a little hard work never killed anybody! When my dad was just a little boy, great great Pap Handcock told my dad that the best polish around was elbow grease. 2 weeks later he was working a 16 hour shift in one of the coal mines and the mine collapsed. All 6 men in the coal mine died instantly.
I guess the moral of this story is that my great great grandpap did not know his asshole from a hole in the ground. Enjoy life!! Work is overrated! Take a hike through the woods, smell the fucking flowers on the way! Piss in a stream!!
If you are not an outdoorsmen, stay at home and watch a movie or sporting event in your underwear on the couch! Just enjoy life to its fullest! Because tomorrow you just never know where you might be!!
Love Marty Macfly
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