U.P.S

What can brown do for you?

They can give me a sore back & balls & make me tired 6 days a week!!

Luckily we get a shitload of sick and personal time off- unfortunatly I only have -1 day left.  Soon to be -2 days!!

Happy Holidays to all,

E.H

Bitter divorce

I just read about the guy who dressed up as Santa and crashed his ex-in-laws x-mas eve party.  Anybody that is familiar with the story has to be thinking sort of what I was.  Divorce really can affect the whole family!!  This nut bag was just about on the same level of crazy as the guy who terrorized the amish school.  There is no reason for anybody to do what he did- but I surely do hope that his ex-wife was the biggest bitch in California and treated him to much mental abuse during their break up!  If you can find any bright spot in the whole case-  At least no lawyers are going to get rich because of it.

I guess our Christmas was pretty damn good!  Hope everybody else had a decent holiday and are planning to have a safe new years!

Love,  E.H

Just another dumb joke

What do you say to the boy that is skating on thin ice?

Hope you can swim dumbass!!

My Mama said

The other day my mother & wife were talking about home cooking, and my mom told my lovely wife that a way to a mans heart is through his stomach.  I told mommy that I think she is aiming a little high.  Mom said, "huh, what do you mean"  I said, "never mind, maybe dad can explain it to you later."  Then my better half said, "you are weird and stupid!"  

Eric "fix me a midnight snack" Handcock

Joe Spiese Jokes

The black people got Obama for Christmas- The white people got O.J.

A man and woman were riding in an elevator together and the man asked, "can I smell your pussy?The woman replied, "you most certainly can not!"  The man then responded, "sorry, must be your feet."

The little boy asked his mom, "mommy why am I black?"  The mom says, "please lets not go there, after that party, you can just be glad that you do not bark and have a tail!"

Dirty forwarded emails

My buddy Andy forwards me X-rated emails all the time.  I really enjoy some of the videos and the wide variety of material that I recieve.  The Christmas breast wishes card was actually compliments of Andy and his buddy.  I just really need to be aware of where my children are when I open his mail.  I had a very close call the other day when I opened the banana smoothie video!  I do not think my wife would like hearing from our 5 and 6 year old daughters that daddy is watching a lady on the computer shoving a banana up her pee hole and butt hole at the same time!!!!!!