My Mama said

The other day my mother & wife were talking about home cooking, and my mom told my lovely wife that a way to a mans heart is through his stomach.  I told mommy that I think she is aiming a little high.  Mom said, "huh, what do you mean"  I said, "never mind, maybe dad can explain it to you later."  Then my better half said, "you are weird and stupid!"  

Eric "fix me a midnight snack" Handcock