Borats new flick

Many people hated Sacha Baron Cohen in his movie "Borat".   They said it was stupid, weird, and immature.   Guess what-  surprise, surprise- I loved it and laughed my ass off!  

So I must admitt that I'm a little anxious about his new movie that he is in the process of making.  I've heard a little bit about it and it sounds like it may be a real blockbuster!  He is playing a gay Austrian fashion writer,  and rumor has it that the title of the flick is going to be-  "Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America For the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt."

Like I said-  BLOCKBUSTER -  sounds like 4 stars to me.

Siskel and Handcock

Damn it!! I just keep forgetting!

I think that I am slowly going seanile, or is it spelled senile?  I can not remember?

I can remember important stuff like who won the last 5 superbowls and world series.  But I will forget the dumbest shit.  Sometimes when I'm taking a shower,  I drift off into thought and forget if I washed my hair or not.  Luckily I do not use much shampoo and it does not take long to wash, since I am a little thin on top now days.  So I just wash it again to play it safe.

Then I will be daydreaming at work and I try to remember what we had for dinner the night before- and for the life of me, it will not come to me.  Luckily my memory sometimes will be jogged by a fart.  Especially if I had beans, sauerkraut, or a cheese dish the night before!

At times, I will sometimes forget when my last sexual encounter was.  That really sucks when that happens!  Luckily I usually always have a bottle of Vodka, or Captain, and I can whip up a drink or two for wifey and then try to jog her memory!!

I guess my favorite memory loss is when I take 2 weeks of vacation in a row and I will forget what day of the week it is.  I wish I could forget what day it is all the time.  Then it would be like every day is a Saturday!!  Sad part about that is- when I get to that part of my life(retirement),  I will probably also forget when I last used the bathroom!  I can only pray that I remembered to put on the adult diaper!!   Dare to dream- then every room can be your bathroom!!!!

Love,   what the hell is my pen name again???

More/different video clips (Bush Bloopers)

I will put the Jerry Springer midget fight back on sometime in the future for anybody who missed it.   I just could not resist putting the Bush Bloopers on as soon as I found them.  They were always some of my favorite Letterman clips.  Hope you all enjoy them as much as I do!   I just love some of the physical comedy as much as the stupid comments.  When he winks, laughs(snickers), or spits, it just cracks me up.   I am still amazed that we voted him in for a second term.  Oh well- it just made for twice as much material to make fun of him with.

Later,

Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry

I finally put some video footage on the site.  I ran across the midget fight and figured out how to upload it.  I figured that since Jerry Springer is so classy,  I would put some of his stuff on to be the first video clips viewed.  

I love midget fighting and figured who does'nt?

The KKK Dad clip is a little long- but also entertaining.

Later

Winter Blues

When I carried some firewood into the house earlier today.  I had to walk through a snow drift that was up to my balls!   I am ready for Spring!  Think Spring!

Last night my 1st grade daughter told me that if school was not cancelled that they would still probably get at least a delay.  I told her not to get her hopes up, because you know how the weathermen are.  And she said-  "yeah they suck!"   All I can say is that she heard that one from her mom!  Being the good dad that I am-  I agreed with her though and said-  "yeah they are all a bunch of peckerheads!!"

Warm dreams,  E.C

Its dumb joke time

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

Handcock say what-say what?

The other day my mom told me that she read something very interesting.  She read that the control center for life starts with your attitude.

I told her not to believe everything that you read, because that sounded like a crock of shit to me!

With lots of love,   E.C