I can remember important stuff like who won the last 5 superbowls and world series. But I will forget the dumbest shit. Sometimes when I'm taking a shower, I drift off into thought and forget if I washed my hair or not. Luckily I do not use much shampoo and it does not take long to wash, since I am a little thin on top now days. So I just wash it again to play it safe.
Then I will be daydreaming at work and I try to remember what we had for dinner the night before- and for the life of me, it will not come to me. Luckily my memory sometimes will be jogged by a fart. Especially if I had beans, sauerkraut, or a cheese dish the night before!
At times, I will sometimes forget when my last sexual encounter was. That really sucks when that happens! Luckily I usually always have a bottle of Vodka, or Captain, and I can whip up a drink or two for wifey and then try to jog her memory!!
I guess my favorite memory loss is when I take 2 weeks of vacation in a row and I will forget what day of the week it is. I wish I could forget what day it is all the time. Then it would be like every day is a Saturday!! Sad part about that is- when I get to that part of my life(retirement), I will probably also forget when I last used the bathroom! I can only pray that I remembered to put on the adult diaper!! Dare to dream- then every room can be your bathroom!!!!
Love, what the hell is my pen name again???
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