I have also been coaching my daughters t-ball team and have been busy trying to figure out how to get the 5-7 year olds motivated every Saturday morning as I am usually half hung over! The first practice I told the little snots that if they do not show me 100% effort on every play that they will not get any fucking snack after practice! I'm just waiting to make an example out of the first one that steps out of line. I was thinking that when pitching to them, I will go high and tight to the first one that steps out of line!!!
I have also been trying to keep up on American Idol- I really seem to enjoy watching that gay guy Adam sing. He is so different than all the other contestants and always wears such a lovely shade of eye shadow! He will probably win this year no problem. The last time I said that was when Daultry was knocked off.
I've also been busy watch those Phillies play their normal sucky ball in April!! I do not even get to upset anymore as it is early and they usually play their best as the weather heats up.
Later, Peckerhead
