Calvin opens the door and yells from outside- Hey Mom, MOM!! And mom says, "Calvin, quit yelling from across the house and get in here and talk to me!"
So he wonders inside to the next room where she is and says, " I stepped in dog shit. Where is the hose?"
Tall Dark and Handsome
Not very clean shaven
5 beers short of six pack abs
Nice thick hair- except it is not on top of my head- ears, nose, and back need trimmed every third day!!
38 years old with the mentality of a 17 year old.
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