Womans/Mans Poem

A Womans Poem-

-Before I lay me down to sleep

I pray for a man who's not a creep

One who's handsome, smart, & strong

One who loves to listen long

One who thinks before he speaks

One who'll call, not wait for weeks

I Pray he's rich and self-employed

And when I spend, wont be annoyed

Pull out my chair and hold my hand

Massage my feet and help me stand

Oh send a king to make me queen

A man who loves to cook and clean

I pray this man will love no other

And relish visits with my mother.

A Mans Poem-

-I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a sports bar

on a golf course.

And loves to send me fishing & drinking

This doesn't rhyme & I don't give a shit!!

Did you know that President Obama signed his stimulus package at the same desk that President Clinton got his package stimulated.

Drunk Thoughts

A penny for your thoughts- $5. if you think about giving me a blow job!

Still dumb after all these years

Whatever happened to that show "Two guys a girl and a pizza shop"?

I never see the reruns played anywhere. I would think that TV Land might play it or even real late on some crappy network. I really liked that girl that was on there. I also really like pizza a lot. It would've been a very tough call if I ever had to choose between the two of them!!!!

Deep Thoughts,

E.H