-Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart, & strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I Pray he's rich and self-employed
And when I spend, wont be annoyed
Pull out my chair and hold my hand
Massage my feet and help me stand
Oh send a king to make me queen
A man who loves to cook and clean
I pray this man will love no other
And relish visits with my mother.
A Mans Poem-
-I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a sports bar
on a golf course.
And loves to send me fishing & drinking
This doesn't rhyme & I don't give a shit!!
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