Poor Vending Machine Guy

Today at work the funniest thing happened. Pat Moyer made one of her usual trips to the vending machine for her frito lay fix. Only things went very sour instead of the salty experience that she is use to. (that phrase might also be used for a porn star as well?)

When she made her entry for her corn chips, she encountered the ever so dreadful hanger. There she stood eye to eye with her snack just waiting for it to fall. We all know what happens next- you shake the hell out of the machine or you plug another $.75 cents in there and get double the pleasure. I would've thought and anybody that knows her would think the same that she would chose the later of the two. I guess she must of been out of cash, because she went with shake the machine like a big blonde mama bear. Not only did she shake it- but she threw her shoulder into it and broke the glass. She got a nice cut out of the whole mess and is now going to give the vending machine guy a red card!

I heard that right after it broke- Travis, Big White, Simone & Rocky, and Tommy all looted the machine and made out pretty good.

When all our snacks go up in price, we know who we have to thank for it!! Thanks Mrs. Safety!