I had my fantasy baseball draft yesterday and I think I drank a beer for each one of the players that I drafted. We have 28 players on our roster! Luckily it was just Miller Lite, so I feel energetic enough to follow up on one of my blogs that got mixed reviews.
Last week a buddy gave me a call to tell me about this guy that got caught having sexual relations with some pigs. Turns out to be just as funny as it is gross. I just do not understand what is wrong with people? I mean I love bacon and ham as much as the next guy, or so I thought.
It was time to feed the pigs, so the farmers wife and daughter went down to the barn. As they got to the door they noticed a pile of clothing laying there on the ground. When they went inside they discovered a guy that lives up the road, buck naked trying to poke the pork! He was shocked when the lady said excuse me, what are you doing? He dove into the pigs crap and mud and started rolling around. He says "looks like you caught me, this mud is really good for the skin." Bad enough this sick dumbass got caught trying to "F" the pigs, now he is rolling around in their shit! It really made me wonder- Why??? Why???
Does'nt anybody in this town raise sheep?
Why do you have to take all your clothing off? Do the animals really need foreplay?
Could'nt you just pull your zipper down? Then if you got caught- you could just say that you were pissing on the animals. That is still bad, but not as bad as cumming on them.
If a human could get a cow or pig pregnant, would the offspring resemble Strode?
I'm going to post a poll- please be honest when answering.
One of your choices will not be none of the above.
Pretend like you have to choose one- somebody is offering you a million bucks or it is life or death, or just ignore the poll and be a jerk!!
Hee Haw, E.H
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