Sorry if I already told you this one or if you read it in the Feb. issue of the Max for Men mag. that I love as much as this joke. Just a warning- this joke will lead to blog #5- which will probably be my most tastless and offensive blog that I shall ever post.
A farmer got arrested for having sex with one of his cows. When he had his day in court, the judge was disgusted with his actions and asked him "son, just what the heck were you thinkin?"
The farmer shrugged his shoulders and replied, "well sir, I guess I was just thinkin of a younger, hotter cow."
....to be continued.........
Help Us! Daddy wants to have a threesome with us later tonight!!!!
Get the Shovel!!
She makes me want to play some Skin Flute Hero!
Is that a Jap Bike or a Hog?
Pork Barbeque
That one kid likes his juice!!
I would get a BJ from my wife everyday if I had this shirt! Maybe not?
She's got bigger balls than Obama!!
Chrissy Snow Jogging at night
Must be nighttime? She has the high beams on!
Wish I was the Fall Guy
This poster was in a M.Crue video. Remember?
I love Angels!!
Cabin at the Mountains
Now thats a fire!
About Me
- Eric Handcock
- Manor Townofcowshit, PA, United States
- Tall Dark and Handsome Not very clean shaven 5 beers short of six pack abs Nice thick hair- except it is not on top of my head- ears, nose, and back need trimmed every third day!! 38 years old with the mentality of a 17 year old.
Where is Wendy?
