National pastime= Baseball= 5 fantasy teams on MLB.com/ beat the streak contest/ beat the Home Run streak/ CBS fantasy league with buddies= lots of time spent on the computer studying and making moves. And that equals lots of time spent by my wife bitching at me for being on the computer all the time. Luckily for me, it does not really bother me when she bitches at me for being on the computer. I think that after nine years of being happily married. I've been bitched at for smoking, drinking, gambling, swearing, being lazy, not always being politically correct, watching sports, drinking, hating cats, spending money like I own an oil field, drinking, having sex with myself, farting/stinking in general, speeding, ugly toenails, trying to finish having sex before the commercial break is over, putting salt on pizza, skid marks in the underwear, and of course- DRINKING!
So I think that I've become immuned to all of the bitching. Luckily my self-esteem is very high and I love my wife till death parts us, or she gets sick of me and leaves me.
Help Us! Daddy wants to have a threesome with us later tonight!!!!
Get the Shovel!!
She makes me want to play some Skin Flute Hero!
Is that a Jap Bike or a Hog?
Pork Barbeque
That one kid likes his juice!!
I would get a BJ from my wife everyday if I had this shirt! Maybe not?
She's got bigger balls than Obama!!
Chrissy Snow Jogging at night
Must be nighttime? She has the high beams on!
Wish I was the Fall Guy
This poster was in a M.Crue video. Remember?
I love Angels!!
Cabin at the Mountains
Now thats a fire!
About Me
- Eric Handcock
- Manor Townofcowshit, PA, United States
- Tall Dark and Handsome Not very clean shaven 5 beers short of six pack abs Nice thick hair- except it is not on top of my head- ears, nose, and back need trimmed every third day!! 38 years old with the mentality of a 17 year old.
Where is Wendy?
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