Two honeymooning ducks are staying in a hotel, just as they are about to have sex, the male duck says, we do not have any condoms. I'll call room service, so he calls the front desk and asks for condoms. The receptionist says "ok sir, would you like to put them on your bill?"
"HELL NO" he says, "I'll Suffocate!!!"
Help Us! Daddy wants to have a threesome with us later tonight!!!!
Get the Shovel!!
She makes me want to play some Skin Flute Hero!
Is that a Jap Bike or a Hog?
Pork Barbeque
That one kid likes his juice!!
I would get a BJ from my wife everyday if I had this shirt! Maybe not?
She's got bigger balls than Obama!!
Chrissy Snow Jogging at night
Must be nighttime? She has the high beams on!
Wish I was the Fall Guy
This poster was in a M.Crue video. Remember?
I love Angels!!
Cabin at the Mountains
Now thats a fire!
About Me
- Eric Handcock
- Manor Townofcowshit, PA, United States
- Tall Dark and Handsome Not very clean shaven 5 beers short of six pack abs Nice thick hair- except it is not on top of my head- ears, nose, and back need trimmed every third day!! 38 years old with the mentality of a 17 year old.
Where is Wendy?
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