Old Yeller

Here of late, the ole lady does'nt seem to be yelling at me like she has in the past. Being a good boy sure pays off. The kids however, still get the loud rural treatment. I sort of can relate, when you talk to them in a normal voice, they just do not seem to hear you. If you say, "please clean up your mess or I will turn the TV off." Does not work as well as turning the TV off and yelling, "CLEAN UP THAT DAMN MESS RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE PIP SQUEAKS!!!"

One of my favorite lines of my wifes is- Do not make me angry kids! You would not like me when I get angry! I always ask her, "who do you think you are- the Incredible Hulk?" The vision I always get is her shirt bursting open as she turns green with her hands and arms flung above her head, as she crashes out the back door and runs through the field. That would be cool.
Especially the last part.(they just spread manure.)

So the other night when I was tucking the girls in bed. In the backround we heard, "WHY AM I STEPPING ON TOYS? WHO LEFT A TURD IN THE TOILET? AND WHY IS MY CELL PHONE IN THE SINK?"
As I was trying to get the kids in relax mode, I explained that mommy yells a lot because she loves them. My 6 year old said, "she must really love us a lot."
I replied, "she does, just remember that daddy loves you the most, good night."
I just hope that I was not the one that forgot to flush!

TALK TO YOU ALL LATER- NOW SHUT UP AND GO DO THE DISHES!!!