Trash Talk

I was just checking the message boards on my five MLB.com fantasy baseball teams. Most all my teams are doing better than ok, not to brag but- the one team came out of the gate real strong and I was feeling real good about Philly cheesesteak no juice. So I got on the league message board about 4 weeks into the season and posted some trash talk. I'm actually better at trash talk than I am at drafting the teams. I wrote that I can not see anybody beating my team and that I'm the only team that is 4-0 and that the one team did not give a shit or did not know shit because Chase Utley was on their bench.

Pretty harmless stuff, or so I thought. Especially since nobody responded to my messages, I figured that nobody wanted to play. Was I ever wrong- Last week the one team responded. It was not even the team that had Chase Utley. The Buffalo Indians title of their post was JERK!!

This guy or gal went on to tell me that I think I'm great and that I'm a playa, but i'm nottin more than a stupid jerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I loved it! This guy or gal did not realize how much I like to have fun and get people fired up. How did he know that I was a stupid jerk? Was he talking to my wife??

I let him know in a nice way that I did not mean to offend him or anybody else in that league. I told him that trash talk is just part of fantasy sports and that maybe he should start buying a larger size panty, because I think his are too tight! I also told him that I am going to kick his sensitive ass the week that I play him because I still have the greatest team in the league!!!!

Love, stupid jerk,