In case anybody did not catch this story in the local paper the other day about the overlook pool in manheim twp. I thought I would copy a few of my favorite parts of the story for everybody. I bet the yuppies that go there were literally having shit fits.
As pool problems go, this one is a real gagger. Overlook pool in Manheim Township is having a problem with a pool pooper. The culprit- pool officials think it's an adult or teen pulling a prank- has defacated in the pool a half dozen times in the past three weeks, leading to temporary pool evacuations.
Lifeguards at the pool are distressed.(I guess so, they have to clean the shit out of the pool!!)
Pool officials are on the prowl for the pooper. (Be alert Andy Adams & Joe Spiese!)
When the announcement is made over the loud speaker to clear the pool. The Lifeguards have trouble controlling the crowd. Everybody is pushing and rushing to clear the water. I can not help but to think that it is just like the movie caddyshack. Right now would be a great time to go visit the overlook pool with your Baby Ruth candy bar!
One pool regular said he is concerned about the effect of feces in the water, noting that is how some diseases are spread. If the person doing it is trying to pull a prank, it's not a successful one. It's pretty obvious people aren't finding it funny.
I could not disagree more with that guy! I think it is pretty funny and probably not the easiest thing to pull off. I have trouble going in public restrooms at times. I could not imagine, heading to the deep end to lay a load. Until you guys get caught- Keep up the good work Joe & Andy.
Have a Shitty Day, Love, E.Handcock
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