Vacation Update

Just got back from the beach yesterday. Besides the fact that everything is over priced. I burned the bottom of my feet like a dumbass on the 130 degree sand at high noon! My cell phone took a swim with me in the ocean! Gas and Traffic suck! The room that we stayed at was right on the beach, but was still half a dump. I did not do much on my vacation to do list and salt water is not good for a cell phone. I guess I could say that it was an ok trip and that it will make my next vacation to the mountains even more relaxing. Anybody that knows me at all, knows that I prefer the hillbillies over the sandy flatlanders.

My three girls had a blast though. So I took some sand up the butt and made the best of it.
My kids got their hair braided on the boardwalk. My wife has a very white chest and butt now and is very happy with that. I got a new cell phone to play with.

I think the best part of vacation for me is how good it feels to get home. There is nothing like getting into your own bed at night. Comfortably sleep walking to your own toilet at 3 a.m. Sitting on your favorite seat in front of your own TV. I think that whoever came up with that saying "Home Sweet Home". Simply put- I think that they were a fucking genius! Or a weirdo recluse? Whatever.

Peace,