Pick up lines

I just read about 50 pick up lines that you can use on the whores out at the bar. I however do not go to the bars and I do not try to pick women up anymore since I am usually happily married. But if I were to use any of the lines that I just looked over...... I think my favorite was this one-

I would like to passionately kiss your lips, and work my way up to your belly-button.

That one is gold!! Maybe I just liked it because it was one of the few that I have not already heard?

Is that a mirror in your pants? I can see myself in them.

If you were a car door I would be slamming you all night.

Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up.

If you were a keg, I would tap your ass.

I'm new in town and lost, can I have directions to your house?

All classics, but I think most of your trashy women have heard them all. Sometimes I think you are better off by being honest and just buying the girl a drink or two- tell her that you are trying to get her buzzed so that she might lower her standards and hook up with you.

My other favorite line was- Nice shirt, Wanna Fuck? (I will use this line on my wife next time she wears that blue trash smurf tank top!)

E.H