She has got big balls or..........

I like to glance through the police/fire log in the local newspaper every now and then to see if any of my friends or relatives got themselves in any trouble. As we get older and more mature, I do not hit the jackpot as much as I did years ago. Probably because most of us just stay at home and we party with our immediate family if at all? At least that is what I do so that I am not reading about myself!

I did however read a funny one this morning that I will share with you.

Manheim Twp.: A sixth-grade girl at Neff Elementary School was charged before juvenile authorities with stealing her principal's $199 iPhone while in his office for another matter on Dec 15. The phone was later found at her home.

Now I have to admit that I was not an angel in School. I was in the principal's office quite a few times as a kid. Most of my trips occurred when I hit high school. It was usually a lot of, "now you better staighten out Mr.!! I am tired of seeing you and if you do not straighten out- there will be serious consequences to pay!

Regardless of why I was trouble, I was always a little nervous. Maybe I was afraid that my parents would find out? Or that my preppy girlfriend might break up with me?(she was a slut anyway!) Maybe that I was going to get a Red mark on my record and not be able to get a good job?(I showed Penn Manor!!)

Either way I never thought about stealing anything from the office when I was there! That girl must have big balls or she is mentally retarded if she did not think she was going to get caught. I just wander which it is? Is she the most popular crazy kid in school? Or is she Half Amish- Half Polish? Is her Grandpap and Dad the same person?

Food for Thought- E.H