Just the damn wholesale club!!

My wife yells to me from the other room- Hey do you wanna go to BJ's before the kids get home from school? I got so excited that I almost crapped myself! Turns out that I did not hear the whole question in its entirety and thought that she was asking something else!!!

I was a little upset after my queen explained to me that she just wanted to go for soap and paper plates and she was not interested in pleasing my ding dong. I told her that I am spending $40 a year to shop at that wholesale club and that maybe somebody should be sucking my big D.D.!!!

Sincerely, E.H