Not in the mood. Excuses and Comebacks to those excuses.

Here is my top ten list. I could've probably made a top 20 list, but I will stick to some of my favorites.

10. I got a headache(classic)*********** I don't wanna fuck your head!

9. I'm really not in the mood********** I'm in the mood enough for the both of us!!!

8. My monthly friend is visiting******* Cool, sounds like a threesome in the making!

7. My back is hurting************** I don't wanna fuck your back!

6. I'm not taking off my clothes, it is cold in here!***Did I ever tell you how pretty your mouth is?

5. I got a real heavy flow.***** Kiss my grits, sounds like a bloody threesome!!

4. I' m very gassy. *** I got a stick of dynamite, lets try to blow up the couch!!!

3. I did not take a shower.**** Thats fine, I planned on stinking you up anyway!

2. You drank to much and you will take forever!*** Baby, you're so hot, you know that is not true! I love you so much, you are so awesome! A great person, mom, wife and person! I would do anything for you because you are so awesome! And Hot! Come on Baby, lets make sweet love! You are awesome!

1. I got lots of stuff to do.***** That shit can't wait for 5 minutes? JUST FUCK ME ALREADY!!!

I should send this top ten list into the Letterman show!

E.H