Classic Joke Time

A dog, Cat, and Penis were sitting around the campfire. The dog says, "my owner treats me awful! He walks me to a fire hydrant and makes me do my business on it." The cat responds, "that is nothing, my owner makes me do my business in a litter box that I am lucky if he cleans out once a week!" The penis says, "I got both you cry babies beat! My owner tightly wraps my head with a bag and makes me do push ups until I throw up!"