U.P.S update

Sorry Tony that I do not have much to report this week. And next week I am on vacation, so I will have no report at all. I plan on taking a sick personal day tomorrow since that is my usual M.O to take the friday b4 vacation off. I am a fucking creature of habit, that is for sure.

We did move all the mez shit to the top of the red belt. So now instead of door 14 getting slammed, the whole bottom half of the sort aisle gets punished! So if you sort 11 or 12, it is like sorting door 14 with an unloader! I had our fearless leader Rob King(who I actually respect as a boss.) come up to the sort aisle to see what the problem was after I shut things down. I told him that I would love to see his fat ass sort two unloaders and the damn returns at door 11. J.H.Christ I am only one person! His response was "thank God their is only one of you!" He is lucky that I respect him so much or I would've sorted him to the brown belt and when he got jammed up- I would've broke the jam in the usual way with my steel tip boots!!

On a lighter note- actually I guess I should say on the same note- Alex(Turtle, not fat part-time supervisor Alex) asked me why I always make fun of him like a jackass? I asked him, "how do you know how I make fun of Jackasses?"

Happy Memorial day to all you hot dog eating champs out there,

Peace, E.H