The classic and never out of fashion- you forgot to put the toilet seat down!!
This one I never get, because I always say- you forgot to put the toilet seat up!
One time I protested the whole thing and I just always left the toilet seat down. That way I never had to worry about forgetting to put the seat back down. The problem with this protest is that after a few cold ones my aim is not always the best. When I'm feeling really good, I like to close my eyes when draining the old caterpillar. I MEAN COBRA! Eyes closed and the rocking back and forth motion is not always the best thing for the aim of the piss. I must admitt that I got yelled at a few times for peeing on the seat.
I figure that the best thing to do is just pee like a girl. Sometimes after a long day, it is nice to sit down and take a leak. Who knows- If you are lucky maybe a #2 will come along for a visit!
Just so my kids do not catch me peeing like a girl. If they do, they will report me to mommy and then I will get bitched at more than if I just forgot to put the seat back down! Maybe the easiest thing to do is just stop pissing in the crapper all together and go out back to the corn field!!
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thanx eric, the whole eyes closed rocking back and forth motion brought back alot of good memories i've had over the years. every guy can relate to that feeling...and the whole pissing on the tiolet thing i just blame it on my son!
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