With flu season amongst us, I need to use both hands to count the number of times that somebody has told me they have a bad case of diarrhea. I just do not understand why this is necessary. They could just tell me that they have an upset stomach and a bad case of the flu. And I could just wonder for myself if there is an excessive amount of runny shit involved. I have had my grandmother, co-worker, neighbor, and even a turkey hill clerk brag about having the Hershey squirts in the last several weeks. Whether they got this from the flu, something they ate, or even one to many adult beverages from the night before. I honestly do not care to hear about it. It is actually kind of funny, unless you are getting ready to sit down and chow down on some grub and you can not get the mental image of the fat store clerk splattering the toilet bowl + seat with his liquid shit!!
Always talkin shit, E.Handcock
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