I aint no Ward Cleaver

The other night I told my girls that we should not put Cool Whip on our deserts because it will make you sick.

My 5 year old says, "Liar, Liar, Liar, your pants are on fire!!"

I responded by looking at my trousers and I says, "No way, they are not on fire! So who's the damn liar now!!"

My wife casually responded from the other room,  "please knock it off!  None of yous are funny!"

Golly Gee Beav- your just a dumb kid.