The Birds and the Bees

A dad asks his 9 year old son if he heard about the birds and the bees yet? The kid responds, "No, and I do not want to hear about them!" Why not? says the dad. The boy says, "At 6 years old I found out there was not an easter bunny! At 7 years old I got the no such thing as Santa speech, and when I was 8 you told me there was no tooth fairy!!! If you even tell me that grown ups do not Fuck...... I will have nothing to live for!"