Burn baby Burn

Somehow me and the mrs. got on the topic of sharks and whales. I told her that I did not think that to many sharks would eat their victims that they would just attack them and bite them.

I also said that even though a whale is the largest mammal I am sure that they would not eat a human being because their throats are not big enough.

The old lady did not believe this and her reasoning was that Jonah had got eatin by a whale. I do not even know who that is, but figured that it was somebody from the bible. Did not feel like fighting about it so I just said, "whatever, I just know that a whale can not eat a person." The wife says, " I will ask Jonah when I get to heaven." Feeling frisky, I say, "oh yeah, what if Jonah went to Hell?" I think she set me up, because without hesitating she says, "then you ask her!!"

Ouch, burned again