Joke Time- It's a scary one.

A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture to this large class about the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he started out by asking if anybody has ever seen a ghost? 90 kids raised their hands. Then he asked, out of all of you that seen a ghost have any of you talked to them. Half of them responded yes. Did any of you touch them? was his next question. 3 kids apparently had touched the ghosts.

He said he was going to go one step further and wanted to know if any of them tried to make love to the ghosts? Way in the back, Bubba nodded with a big grin on his face. The teacher took his glasses off and said that in all his years nobody ever admitted to having sex with the ghosts. He asked Bubba to come up to the podium and share his experience with the whole class. So Bubba made his way up front and got on stage. The professor says, please share your experience of having sex with ghosts, Bubba. Shiiit!, says Bubba- from way in the back, I thoughts you was sayin goats!!!