So on with the story. Big White was sorting for Simone. At least he was trying his hardest to sort for Simone. It was a heavy flow and things were not going very well for Big White. Just as a big heavy box of small plastic pieces of something went all over the red belt and shut the system down. All the belts were off and things got sort of quiet. B.W yells over to Simone- "You send one more Fucking open box over here and I'm gonna come over there and punch you in your big fat retarded head!!!" Anybody who knows the persons head that Big White wants to punch knows how funny this is because it is true. His head is extremely large, it is of unproportionate status. He hardly ever wears a hat because I do not think that he can find one that will fit his head. He wears those knit caps and they just do not look right. The cap is all lumpy and looks uncomfortable atop his big melon. I have a buddy J.Dooley that has a nice size head and Simone makes his head look small!
With all that said. I do not think that it was necessary for B.W to add all the adjectives in front of head. That was just plain mean. Even Simone who never shuts up, just stood there with a dumb look on his face. White could've gotten away with just saying "I'm gonna punch you in the head" He did not need to add big fat and retarded! I think he crossed the line and I did tell him that. He just laughed and said that he was as harmless as Lenny in the classic "Of Mice and Men".
Wait a minute- I kind of remember Lenny killing a farm girl in that story?
Keep on Truckin, E.H
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