Thursday, March 18, 2010

Lawyers

When I saw my one lawyer the other day, he told me that I probably would not have to be present for the next court hearing.
My lawyer that is in charge of the civil suit is a very nice guy. My Lawyer that is in charge of the criminal suit is also a good guy and very professional.

How cool is it that I have two lawyers? I feel like a sports star or a politician!!

The only difference between me and them is that I am more innocent!!

I plead the fifth your honor!! but let me just tell you that I only drank 10 beers and smoked 2 joints!! I also had sex with one prostitute and gave her some crack for payment. But that was all I was guilty of that evening. So I would like to plead the fifth now. thank you, thank you very much. Did anybody ever tell you that you look like Oprah? Before she lost all the weight.

E.H


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